Sunday, May 1, 2011
Osama Bin Laden Is Dead.
Update: According to CNN and Fox News, the man responsible for over 3,000 American deaths on September 11, 2001 has been killed in Pakistan. For nearly 10 years, we have been searching for this asshole with no success but today it looks like we got him. His death brings closure to the families of the 9/11 victims and assurance to the American people that he will never orchestrate another attack against our nation.
And so Gulls, with the Team America Theme Song playing in the background, we ask that you raise your glasses-
Drink for the the victims of 9/11 and their families.
Drink for the troops that protect us.
Drink for your fellow Americans.
And drink for your fellow man.
God bless America (and all of the international victims of terrorism too)! Have a good night.
Posted by Holierthanthou at 10:55 PM