Seagulls, as you embark on your weekend festivities tonight be sure to avoid Market Street Inn, Evolution Craft Brewing Company, and Sobo's Wine and Beerstro. Instead of Market and Evo, we recommend you go to Brew River, Monkey Barrell, or Hunan Palace in Fruitland (their bar actually has awesome happy hour deals) because they don't advertise with a psychotic asshole who gets off on tormenting the family of a murdered child (for more details click here). Thanks, and have a great weekend! GO GULLS!
***Disclaimer- the above statement reflects the personal opinion of The Other Salisbury News, we do not claim it is fact...for obvious legal reasons.***