Monday, April 18, 2011

City Council Drinking Game (Because It's Necessary)

That's right Delmarva, back by popular demand (and personal necessity) is The City Council Drinking Game!! Grab a friend, a loved one, or the guy next to you at the bar (who has also turned to the drink because of Salisbury politics) and play along! 

There will be a City Council Re-organization tonight at 6 p.m. It's in the City Government building downtown (on the 3rd floor if you feel inclined to go) or you can watch it LIVE on Pac 14 (thats channel 14). We know its boring as hell but plan to tune in! We are hoping certain individuals will give us a shout out ($10 says that if they mention us they will accuse us of working for "special interests," running a smear campaign, and/or trying to "deceive voters") and you just can't pay for coverage like that! Send in your comments and if you have any questions and we will try to answer them. Have fun!


Due to the changing times (and Council Members), we've done a rough modification for the new members.


CITY COUNCIL DRINKING GAME:




STEP 1: TUNE INTO CHANNEL 14 TONIGHT AT 6:00


STEP 2: TAKE A SHOT (OR DRINK OF CHOICE) EVERY TIME...




TERRY, DEBBIE, TIM, OR JIM MENTIONS "SLUM, "BLIGHT," OR "SPECIAL INTERESTS."




DEBBIE CLEARS HER THROAT AND/OR ASKS FOR CLARIFICATION ABOUT SOMETHING MUNDANE.




TERRY MAKES AN UNNECESSARY SPEECH.




TIM SPIES LOOKS TO TERRY COHEN FOR HIS OPINION.




...WE GUARANTEE YOU'LL BE SLOSHED.


BONUS SHOT IF TIM IS SPORTING A SWEATER-VEST.




*** have fun and drink responsibly!!! (Just in case somebody has to get their stomach pumped because the meeting was so biased.)

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