Thursday, March 31, 2011

And In The Left Hand Of The Father...

That's right Delmarva! According to sbynews, the Eastern Shore has it's very own son of God. Allow us to introduce the younger brother of Christ- Joe Albero.

Only...hang on a moment... what's that Delmarva? What do mean you heard just the opposite? You heard he was the devil incarnate? Interesting. I wonder how that mix up occurred....

While about forty people on Delmarva actually like Joe Albero and are silly enough to believe the crap he posts on his website, the rest of us are not so gullible. Get it? Gull-ible? Anyway. Today Joe went off on his normal tangent of self-aggrandizement; bragging about his good works, justifying the lives he's ruined, admitting he is a total whore for hits, threatening to sue anybody who gets in his way- yes, we know, it's all very Christian behavior. Anyhow, in the process of tooting his own horn Joe made a teeny, tiny little mistake- he revealed to all of Delmarva that he is scared shitless. Or else he is just really, really, really insecure. We think both.

Yesterday Joe said he had something like 280,000 comments, some good, some bad, and NOT including the negative comments he chose not to post. Then he was smart enough to tell us there were "A LOT" of those- lol, color me shocked. Now, looking at that figure realistically for a moment, we estimate that Joe wrote at least 200,000 of his own comments, which only leaves 80,000 comments over the course of 7 years left to kiss his ass. Bravo Joe! Slow clap for you.

Our guess is that within the next few days, advertisers will be hauling ass away from sbynews like it's the Titanic going down....because it is. That's right folks! Sbynews is sinking. Why else would Albero feel the need to alert all of the Eastern Shore that SBYNEWS IS DEFINITELY NOT GOING DOWN. We are calling you on your bluff Albero. "She didn't die on my watch" was the shot heard round the shore and it was f-in LOW. We don't like you Joe. Nobody in the tri-state area who is worth their salt wants anything to do with you. And even if some people pretend to like you, trust us, they don't respect you. After the love-making you did to the cameras the other day, nobody does. So do us all a favor Joe, shrivel up and go back to Delmar (they don't like you there either, but at least over there you have a roof to shelter you from our communal disdain). We don't want you here. So take off that home-made halo of yours and trot on home. Go on, git. It's ok. We'll turn away while you leave- we've got shit to do anyway.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well said Gentlemen!! Remember, we are guilty by association in this world. About a month ago, when the house next door to Debbie Campbell was auctioned (for a ridiculously low $80,000, but that's another story for another time), who was she at the auction with? Joe Albero. Moments after the auction, after she'd stormed away into her home becuase the SAPOA president bought the house, who walks into her front door, without knocking? You guessed it. Joe Albero! This was witnessed by many. So...stay on him boys. Stay on Campbell too. Perhaps you can call on her and Cohen and Spies to renounce him. Guarantee they won't do it. But, it would put them on the defensive, and you are the guys who can make it happen!!

Anonymous said...

The house was sold for 80k because that is what the market would bear. Home value has changed although the prices listed do not reflect it, but how long have they been on the market. I would not buy that house for 80k it needed a lot of work and $$$ spent on it. Not to mention that it is next door to the DEVIL herself.

Anonymous said...

Love the opening paragraph!

Michael Swartz said...

Let's do some math.

Since its inception in July 2006 Joe's website has had over 35,000 posts - we'll use that number because it's close and a nice round figure.

If you assume he's not fibbing about the 280,000 comments, that means each post gets eight comments on the average. What I'd love to see is the IP addresses associated with each (one thing about using WordPress is that I get an IP address with each comment - I don't think Blogger has that capability.) If most of the comments come from one IP address, well, that means he's probably writing his own comments.

But just like his Site Meter and documenting his ad revenue, we'll likely never see proof unless it becomes a court case. My Site Meter is open and has been for most of the time I've had my site - my readership is what it is and I just try to write the best content I can for it.

Shoot, since October 2006 I've had over 310,000 comments, but most of them were spam. The total for my site is 4,525 'good' comments - but that's almost 2 per post. Considering my all-time average is about 1.5 posts per day that's a decent ratio.

Meanwhile, my Alexa rank is killing his (369,045 world and 71,448 U.S.) not to mention that 98% of my readership is domestic as opposed to 60% for Joe. I notice he doesn't brag about that anymore.

Anonymous said...

Blacksheba, this post is so witty, I must bow down in praise. Outstandingly entertaining,

Michael Swartz said...

For those of you at theothersbynews, it occurred to me that some background is necessary for perspective. You may find this now nearly four-year old post of mine obviously dated but helpful for some background:

http://monoblogue.us/2007/05/19/an-eastern-shore-blogging-narrative/

Most of the sites aren't around anymore but some of the key players still roll on.

BlackSheba said...

This is a fascinating history Michael, thank you!