That's right Delmarva! According to sbynews, the Eastern Shore has it's very own son of God. Allow us to introduce the younger brother of Christ- Joe Albero.
Only...hang on a moment... what's that Delmarva? What do mean you heard just the opposite? You heard he was the devil incarnate? Interesting. I wonder how that mix up occurred....
While about forty people on Delmarva actually like Joe Albero and are silly enough to believe the crap he posts on his website, the rest of us are not so gullible. Get it? Gull-ible? Anyway. Today Joe went off on his normal tangent of self-aggrandizement; bragging about his good works, justifying the lives he's ruined, admitting he is a total whore for hits, threatening to sue anybody who gets in his way- yes, we know, it's all very Christian behavior. Anyhow, in the process of tooting his own horn Joe made a teeny, tiny little mistake- he revealed to all of Delmarva that he is scared shitless. Or else he is just really, really, really insecure. We think both.
Yesterday Joe said he had something like 280,000 comments, some good, some bad, and NOT including the negative comments he chose not to post. Then he was smart enough to tell us there were "A LOT" of those- lol, color me shocked. Now, looking at that figure realistically for a moment, we estimate that Joe wrote at least 200,000 of his own comments, which only leaves 80,000 comments over the course of 7 years left to kiss his ass. Bravo Joe! Slow clap for you.
Our guess is that within the next few days, advertisers will be hauling ass away from sbynews like it's the Titanic going down....because it is. That's right folks! Sbynews is sinking. Why else would Albero feel the need to alert all of the Eastern Shore that SBYNEWS IS DEFINITELY NOT GOING DOWN. We are calling you on your bluff Albero. "She didn't die on my watch" was the shot heard round the shore and it was f-in LOW. We don't like you Joe. Nobody in the tri-state area who is worth their salt wants anything to do with you. And even if some people pretend to like you, trust us, they don't respect you. After the love-making you did to the cameras the other day, nobody does. So do us all a favor Joe, shrivel up and go back to Delmar (they don't like you there either, but at least over there you have a roof to shelter you from our communal disdain). We don't want you here. So take off that home-made halo of yours and trot on home. Go on, git. It's ok. We'll turn away while you leave- we've got shit to do anyway.