Monday, June 6, 2011

PLAY THE CITY COUNCIL DRINKING GAME!!

That's right Delmarva, back by popular demand (and personal necessity) is The City Council Drinking Game!! Grab a friend, a loved one, or the guy next to you at the bar (who has also turned to the drink because of Salisbury politics) and play along!
Here are the rules:

STEP 1: TUNE INTO CHANNEL 14 TONIGHT AT 6:00 PM

STEP 2: TAKE A SHOT (OR DRINK OF CHOICE) EVERY TIME...
  • TERRY "SHALL WE SAY" COHEN MAKES AN UNNECESSARY SPEECH INVOLVING HER DEDICATION TO THE PUBLIC
  • TIM LOOKS TO TERRY COHEN OR DEBBIE CAMPBELL FOR HIS OPINION
  • LAURA MITCHELL HAS A GOOD IDEA, GETS SHOT DOWN
  • JIM CRACKS UNDER PRESSURE AND HAS A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, RUNS FROM ROOM
  • DEBBIE OFFERS A USELESS AMENDMENT/ ASKS FOR CLARIFICATION ABOUT SOMETHING MUNDANE
  • SHANIE TRIES TO SWAY COUNCIL WITH COMMON SENSE, FAILS
  • PUBLIC GIVES INPUT, GETS IGNORED
****BONUS SHOT IF TIM IS SPORTING A SWEATER-VEST!!

Have fun and drink responsibly!!! (Just in case somebody has to get their stomach pumped because Salisbury is so screwed up.)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Within the first 20 minutes I'll be hammered

Jonathan Taylor aka The SalisburyGrinch said...

good stuff people keep up the good work

BlackSheba said...

thank you! will do!

Anonymous said...

They might consider that a party and give you a fine!!!! Make sure your really quiet.... LoL

Anonymous said...

At last, a way to enjoy a council meeting.

Anonymous said...

Just thinking of it got me a little tipsy~~~~