Wednesday, May 18, 2011

URGENT GULLSHIT ALERT!!! WARNING TO GRADUATING SENIORS

Seniors- The Other Salisbury News has received word that the SU Administration will be HOLDING DIPLOMAS of anyone who has a run-in with the law this week!!! We have already been made aware of at least two cases of fellow Seniors who will have to go before a board to plead their case for graduation- one of these seniors got arrested for a noise violation.

A NOISE VIOLATION CAN KEEP YOU FROM GRADUATING. THE COPS ARE OUT IN DROVES LOOKING FOR CELEBRATORY GATHERINGS TO BREAK UP!!! DO NOT GET CAUGHT WITH POSSESSION OR DISTRIBUTION!!! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT MAKE NOISE!!!

They are looking for Gulls to make examples of- don't let that Gull be you! We have to work together!!! Spread the word that the City is making their quotas off of graduating seniors and tell your friends keep their heads down!!

As always, we wish you Good luck Gulls. And Godspeed.

...and Congratulations to our graduating seniors. The City of Salisbury and SU Administration may not give a crap about your 4 years of hard work and dedication, but we do, and we are proud of you. Well done.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Everyone be careful tomorrow night. I know for a fact there is going to be extra patrol on Rt 50, and they will be looking for drunk SU graduates coming back from Seacrets. They might even put together a DUI checkpoint because of the record number of DUIs they've got in years past on this night. Remember, a hundred bucks for a hotel room is a whole lot cheaper than getting a DUI.

Anonymous said...

Wouldnt you want to get a room so as not to kill some innocent person? You might have a good brain but you have no miles on your chassey.

BlackSheba said...

We absolutely encourage college kids headed to OC for alcohol related festivities to get a hotel room! We support drinking, not drinking and driving. The only reason we didn't go out of our way to suggest it is because most of the people that will be in OC (that we know) are already getting rooms. Have a little faith in us Salisbury.

BlackSheba said...

And thanks for the tip Anon 8:23 :)