Friday, April 22, 2011

Jump Joey!! Jump!! Good Boy.

Gulls, if there's one good thing about Joe Albero it's that he is the most predictable man on the planet. You know how they say "you can't teach an old dog new tricks?" Well Albero is the oldest dog on the shore- all we have to do is say "fetch" and there he goes- off like a rocket. The funny thing is, the easiest way to get Albero just where you want him, is to let him think he got there all by himself-like small children and animals (his two favorite things) his thought process is based mostly on sensory stimulation, so moving him here and there isn't very hard.

A few months ago, we let it leak that the SAPOA President's daughter may or may not be one of our writers and before we could say Go get it! Joey had disappeared into the blogosphere chasing after that line. Then, right on cue, like the reliable dog that he is, he brought our story home for us yesterday by putting up a link to our site. Just as we planned, our hits have doubled...hang on Joey- I know I have a biscuit for you here somewhere...

At any rate, we just wanted to tell you not to worry Gulls. Joe is behaving just as he normally does- running around in circles trying to get out of his pen. But he can't. Because he has no idea whose actually behind this site (we've told him over and over that there are 5 of us but he just can't grasp it). Our blog is acting like an electric fence for Joe- he doesn't really understand what's containing him, he just knows it stings and he doesn't like it. So like every other dog he's gonna bark til we let him out. Sorry Joe, but no can do. You've bitten too many people. Just be glad we didn't put you to sleep.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL.

FredG said...

When You Read This Monster, I would Love to comment on your Monster thread of never ending, habitual Lies and point them out to you, but you don’t seem to ever want to post my input? Why is that Monster? I would call you out, on all of those funny self servers? The ones that you and your fat pet toad continue to post, as Anonymous. Your just a Monster crack-up, a true whore of deceit. I revel in your DumbAssedNess everyday. Why do you NOT post my comments Monster? They would be the ONLY honest comments in your entire thread of daily deceit. You still address yourself with that tired old, out-of-date name, still hoping for those golden days of recognition. Remember, Roberta changed it to MONSTER on Live WBOC-TV. Compliments of our friend, the ever sane and clear speaking Roberta Weschler, not to person that You try to project. Who would ever believe a convicted Liar in the State of Maryland anyway, only another like Monster? She was so composed and said every coherent word, even after your fat friend, the mouthy reporter, who so rudely interrupted her. She still continued on, and called you out by pointing her finger right at you. You do remember her, don't you Monster? She outed you, she completely pimp-slapped your MonsterAss, on a LIVE Television News broadcast. You were so hysterica, with your mumbling ShitDrizzle retort, Duh-h-h-h-h-hhhhhh. You not only forgot that you had previously said on your Slogg of Deceit, that you had ties to, and intimating that YOU were a BONEafied (the bone part is surely correct) New Jersey MOBster. U Be Just So Funny Mobster Monster. Al-Fraid-O, the cheesy assed New Jersey Mobster said, no sir, yes sir, no maam, yes maam, what an AssKisser of Delight, you instantly became, all on Live WBOC-TV, your favorite television station. Come on now Monster, lets get with our New and Improved Re-Named program, and accept your new internet name, by using it Yourself, every single day on your site of Special Spew, because it is, and forever will be ...Monster

Anonymous said...

Joe has no idea, he this DR is JR! he is an absolute idiot. What i can tell you is he better stay out of Wicomico County.

Anonymous said...

Born here will die here. When you use the word (Shore) like that in referance to him it hurts. There is no Shore (billy) in that boy.

Anonymous said...

I think more women hate Joe Albero than men now. It's hard to keep track, though. Joe has two new acronyms now, AA and KA.

Anonymous said...

Love the site - - hate the addition of the music, particularly when there's no obvious way to shut it down permanently. It's a pain to be 3 panels down and have to go back to turn the music off! Any chance of removing it? Thanks!

Anonymous said...

yeah the music needs to go

Anonymous said...

Whos fkd up yet??? 50 and counting.

Anonymous said...

Dr K-Ron says nights young. So are you sweetheart.

Everybody's Mom said...

Lots of older folks are tuning in from the Monster's site. Any chance of keeping the foul language off? You have good things to say; you don't need to curse. Just a suggestion, but if you want to keep the older readers that stop by, think about it. Thanks.

BlackSheba said...

Everybody's Mom,

Thank you for the suggestion. We always appreciate feedback and encourage you to always give your input whenever you have the urge to say something. To address your concern- our mainstream audience is primarily college kids...and college kids as a general rule, are partial to some vulgarity. That said, profanity will never be completely off the table. However, I will talk to our writers and we will make a concerted effort to tone it down... a little bit. We love our moms, we don't want to lose their readership! Again thank you for your thoughts- have a great day :)

Anonymous said...

So true. If anyone doesn't believe how predictable Joe is, make up an email address and send him a "news story". Include some pics, and he will be sure to post it. This is why Joes site is just a blog. Wboc and the daily times would check into something before they just wrecklessly post it.