That's right Delmarva, back by popular demand (and personal necessity) is The City Council Drinking Game!! Grab a friend, a loved one, or the guy next to you at the bar (who has also turned to the drink because of Salisbury politics) and play along!
Here are the rules:
STEP 1: TUNE INTO CHANNEL 14 TONIGHT AT 6:00 PM
STEP 2: TAKE A SHOT (OR DRINK OF CHOICE) EVERY TIME...
TERRY "SHALL WE SAY" COHEN MAKES AN UNNECESSARY SPEECH INVOLVING HER DEDICATION TO THE PUBLIC
TIM LOOKS TO TERRY OR DEBORAH FOR HIS OPINION
LAURA MITCHELL HAS A GOOD IDEA, GETS SHOT DOWN
JIM CRACKS UNDER PRESSURE AND HAS A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, RUNS FROM ROOM
DEBBIE OFFERS A USELESS AMENDMENT/ ASKS FOR CLARIFICATION ABOUT SOMETHING MUNDANE
SHANIE TRIES TO SWAY COUNCIL WITH COMMON SENSE, FAILS
PUBLIC GIVES INPUT, GETS IGNORED
****BONUS SHOT IF TIM IS SPORTING A SWEATER-VEST*****
Have fun and drink responsibly!!! (Just in case somebody has to get their stomach pumped because Salisbury is so screwed up.)
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